Mart 12, 2009

Homer Simpson Beyni

* Operator! Give me the number for 911!

* You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

* How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

* Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

* 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

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